Monday, June 29, 2009

WV!


Soooo we are pretty pumped to head to WV in 4 days!!! Can't wait!!!
We are lucky enough to have 10 days offf.. and we can't wait!!!

But for your pleasure..
I found this and though it was funny.
Those from fairmont think its the funniest.

You know your from fairmont
when:

-You've thought about suicide by jumping off the third street bridge.

- When you consider "town".. past the village pantry.

- When you count down the days until Dairy Cream Corner opens.

- When going to the Tygart Valley Cinema is considered a date.

- When you consider Valley Falls a National Park.

- When the only famous person to come out of fairmont was Mary Lou Retton whom doesn't even consider it her home town.

- If you remember Hills.

- If you go to the Middletown Mall you return with a taco, a pet lizard, and a shirt from GoodWill.

- When you've been to every bar.. (there's only two.)

- When the biggest event of the year is the east/west football game and you only go to see the band.

- When you make the long loop from west to east to south fairmont counting padiddles and stealing road cones.

- When you want to be a valid member of the Burger King car club.

- When its 2 a.m. mom's place karaoke sounds enticing.

- When whether you break down, your farm animals are sick, you need to rewire your house or your nose is stuffed up, you go to Chick's and find everything you need.

- When at least one part of your vehicle is dangling or fallen off due to jumping the infamous West Side Hump by the bus lot.

- When you know the name of every single person in your school... and half of them are your cousins.

-When you think of Wave Tech as more of a small scale Disney World.

- When there is a church and a high life lounge by every stop sign.

- You order a dozen Yan dogs knowing darn well you'll put ketchup on em when you get home.

- When you drive past Mannington and you actually thank Goodness that you are from Fairmont.


- When Muriales is considered a 5 Star Restraunt.


- You're gourmet grocery stores are five Shop N' Saves.

- You would literally pee your self just to not go to the bathrooms at the downtown movie theater.

- When you go to town on the first of the month and its like New York City. Everyone is out cashing their welfare checks.

- When the only place you can get a job is at Aegis & Walmart

- When you walk out of warehouse grocery with a 35 cent faygo and a birthday card.

- When you go to a party and you see a 15 year old pregnant girl smoking a cigarette.

- When you consider Gabes a department store.

- When you drive down "Speed Way" and you know the speed limit is 25 mph.

- When you need to go to the hospital but you would rather bleed to death than be caught dead in Fairmont General.

-When the Mountaineer Mart, Ghetto Mart and Crack Mart are all the same thing.

2 comments:

MOM said...

Funny- a little cruel, but funny...and yes, I added Catsup to my Yann's dogs.
Mom

Lisa said...

UPDATE YOUR BLOG ALREADY